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Caption Competition

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1 Feb 2026

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Reingard Uhura: "Dammit! Jim, come back! You promised if we went swimming, you wouldn't steal my clothes!"

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Frankie Chestnuts McCOY: “Hi. ...Busy?”
SPOCK: “Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.”
McCOY: “I’LL say she’s busy.”
SPOCK: “NOW you know why I’m monitoring.”
Captain 8472 When marooned on a deserted planet, take advantage of the situation and ignore all societal standards!
Captain 8472 I have no clue as to the nature of this ritual, but I hope I am not chosen to be the midnight sacrifice.
Captain 8472 Transporter Accident number 53-Alpha, failure to rematerialize clothes.
Horta not Vorta The moons are out.
Frankie Chestnuts Uhura: "Hey Guys... GUYS!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER???"
Chromedome Hey, Macarena!
Horta not Vorta Nice bush.
Reingard Announcer: "Today, on Interpretive Dance Intragalactic, we have Nyota Uhura!"
N'tran DS 12 "Uhura to Transporter Room,
Not funny, Scotty"
Chromedome "Do my moons look big in this?"
Chromedome Nimoy tried to get Nichols to repeat this performance for a new video of The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins
Chromedome (offscreen)
"You don't think this is a bit too gratuitous do you?"
"We need something to distract the audience from Shatner's acting."
N'tran DS 12 "I should have read the fine print in my contract."
Chromedome "I have a VERY particular set of skills ..."
Horta not Vorta Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Chromedome "Yoohoo! Frankie!"
Horta not Vorta Oh, they call her the Streak
She likes to show off her physique.
Captain 8472 The Rain Dance is not producing results.
Captain 8472 As the story goes: “… then we started drinking tequila.”
Chromedome "They didn't mention this floor show in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!"
"I bet she knows where her towel is though."
The Geek Director: "C'mon, Nichelle, you're not just doing it for the money. You're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!"
Captain 8472 There is always that one person at each party that gets naked when drunk.

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