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1 May 2026

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Reingard Troi: "Where did you get that jacket? Out of Han Solo's dumpster?"

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Captain 8472 Riker: How drunk are you?
Troi: Who are you, my ex-boyfriend?
N'tran DS 12 USS Deanna had developed a noticeable list to port.
Chromedome Riker: "Deanna, you look awful!"
Troi: "I've been mugged."
Riker: "By who?"
Troi: "A Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster."
Reingard Riker: "Worf! Come over here and see Deanna's Dr. Crusher impression!"
Captain 8472 Deanna: So I drink to unwind. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a therapist that needs therapy after giving others therapy?!
Horta not Vorta Riker:"Are we headed for the hot tub soon?"
N'tran DS 12 One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, Floor.
Reingard Riker: "Go home, Deanna, you're drunk!"
drow "I was writing a paper, in the holodeck, and then it was like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP, and then, like, half of my paper was GONE, and I was like... hrnn? It devoured my paper, it's kind of... a bummer."
Reingard Troi: "There's a tribble on your face."
McFortner "No, Wil, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

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