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Caption Competition

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1 Sep 2026

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Winner

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Captain 8472 “My skin is nothing but melanoma, my hair has all fallen out, and my eyes have dilated to the point of blindness, but I still have all my teeth!”

Special Mention

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Chromedome "Welcome to Spackle-world!"
Chromedome This is what happens when a plasterer has a bad day at the office.
Chromedome That's what you call cracking a smile.
Captain 8472 Creepy clowns…. In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace….
Chromedome "You can keep your warp factor. Round here we need sun protection factor. 50000."
N'tran DS 12 I really should have read the fine print of my contract.
Captain 8472 “Why, yes, we did destroy our planet’s ozone layer. How did you know?”

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