| Name | Caption | 
| Mikey | "Mad?! Mad, you say?! ...er, well, yes, I guess I am actually very insane, now that you mention it..." | 
| Tyrridon | "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" | 
| Manticore | A captioners face after he realizes his great joke's been done already. | 
| DaCaptain | Mom always said... "What if your face froze like that?" Why didn't I believe her??? | 
| Hisrak | (Diabolical laughter) - (Diabolical acting) | 
| Swift | The winner of the 1967 International Eye-bulging Contest. | 
| Drake | Six hundred pop-up ads will do this to you. | 
| Zeke Thorne | After viewing ENT: "These Are the Voyages...", this fan simultaneously suffered a brain aneurism, congenative heart failure and a complete loss of rectal control. | 
| ExAstris | ... and we though Worf got a kick out of destroying enemy ships. | 
| FL | The face of a fan who's DVD collection was just eaten by his dog. | 
| Warp 10 | Anal probes: The Next Generation! | 
| startrekkin58 | *In best zombie voice* "BRAINS!" | 
| Brian Phillips | If looks could kill....... | 
| =NoPoet= | Berman: "It is MY DIVINE RIGHT to script the finale! I've been writing this crap for a million years! I am a tiny God!" Coto: "Calm down Rick, you're spitting."
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| Robert W. | Studio Exec: "We've decided to go with William Shatner as Captain of the Enterprise. We feel your acting is too...intense." |