| Name | Caption | 
| McFortner | Kirk: Boy, it's time to squeal like a piggie! | 
| Ralph Cuaron | Charlie: "Can't someone else be the christmas tree fairy this year!?" | 
| Nari | James T. Kirk, ladies man, Starfleet Captain, and riverdancer. | 
| Sondak | Eventually it dawns on Kirk that inviting girls to the ship's cheerleading try-outs would have been a wise choice. | 
| Raziel | Kirk: Very good "T". Unfortunately the song goes Y... M... C... A. | 
| HJSalberg | Oh goodness, looks like I dropped the bar of soap! | 
| Mikey | "BE the tree, Charlie - BE the tree!" | 
| suxxxxxx | Charlie:When I was told what I had to do to become a member of Red Squad, I thought it was just a metaphor! | 
| Griddles | Shatner: Concentrate, Striker... keep her steady... bring her in slow, DON'T LOSE HER! That's the way, Striker... you haven't changed since Macho Grande... | 
| UnknownSample | After viewing the last Hoshi picture, Charlie noticed certain "changes" about himself.... | 
| fluffy | 200 years in the future, David Blaine's levitation trick still amazes many | 
| Swift | Guy on the left: Can someone give me a hand? My nunchucks are stuck in the wall... | 
| Rob | We're men - We're men in tights! | 
| Swift | When Klingons have grievances with each other they challenge each other to fights to the death; in the Federation, they have 'ballet dance-offs'... | 
| Silent Bob | Charlie's "Passion of the Christ" one man show was popular with the crew. |