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| Name | Caption |
| Scott Bates | Data: "Lal! As your father, I believe it is customary at this juncture for me to beat your boyfriend into unconsciousness. Please specify his location." |
| Name | Caption |
| McFortner | Little did she know that Data was recording the video from his eyes for the latest version of "Starfleet Girls Gone Wild". |
| Dougurasu | Data: My legs are eighty-seven-point-two centimeters. They were eighty-seven-point-two centimeters the day I was created. They will be eighty-seven-point-two centimeters the day I go off line. There is however one body part of mine that does show signs of growth. |
| Darth Later | Data: I also serve as a floatation device. (pants inflate) Woman: Me too. (inflation sound) |
| Mikey | "Excuse me miss, but do you have any android in you? ...no? Would you like some?" |
| Steve WD | Data went strolling one day looking for a roll in the hay the girl that he found was legally bound to tell him "tough luck, but i'm gay" |
| DanielB | Data: "I believe the emotion chip is functioning... I am unable to articulate this sensation...but I sure don't hate it." |
| James | Woman: "How about a little pussy?" Data: "Thank you, but I already have one. His name is Spot. Would you like to hear my 'Ode to Spot'?" |
| =NoPoet= | The female variant for the blue uniform gets more revealing with each series. |
| Robert W. | Data: "Pardon me miss, you appear to have sat on my cat." Woman: "That's not your cat, it's my..." Sudio Executive: "PG-13 people! How many times must I say it?" |
| Denis Le Menoir | Data went to extremes to get the freshest milk each morning. |
| Redfro | Data: Hmmm, I wonder if this is what Sonny Clemonds meant by "low mileage pit woofie?" |
| McFortner | Data: I'm sorry, these are my quarters. Captain Kirk's quarters are two doors down on the right.... |
| Griddles | Data: I am puzzled. Why do they ask if I have a phaser in my pocket? |
| Lazar | Set phasers to schwiiing! |
| Aeon | Data: To bodly go where no android has gone before |
| Lagamorph | Data: "I don't remember sculpting that..." |
| Magoo | Data is suddenly reminded of an old limerick: There once was a lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a..... |
| 4gitmeknot | Ensign Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? |
| Capt. Jethro | Data says no to crack. |
| Brian Phillips | It really is Data's day! |
| ELProphet | Data, his eyes open! |
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