| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| McFortner | 
Kirk: Spock, what does Garth mean when he told me to "prepare to squeal like a piggie?" Spock: Captain, I think it is best if you prepare for Garth to "go where no man has gone before." | 
| bruce | 
Spock: I believe my response should be "Party on Garth" | 
| Xela | 
Kirk: Do you think the Andorian's outfit is made out of real muppet skin? | 
| Schizo-Hal | 
Kirk: Spock, you could have told me we were going to an Eddie Izzard lookalike party. | 
| Drake Zure | 
The fashion designer were drawn to Starfleet uniforms like moths to a flame. | 
| Lobster | 
Spock: ",,,and then he says: The Tellarite can stay, but the Andorian in the red dress has to leave!" | 
| Dennie Hebels | 
Garth: Today we would like to welcome two new members. Please introduce yourself. Spock: My name is Spock and I'm a syntheholic. Kirk: *thinking* I wonder if this red soda has any synthehol in it..... | 
| Tsukiyumi | 
The 'Kirk and Spock Variety Hour' was not nearly as successful a spinoff as Paramount had hoped. But it still made more sense from a continuity standpoint as 'Enterprise'... | 
| Dennie Hebels | 
Shatner and Nimoy's first visit to a Star Trek Convention wasn't exactly what they had hoped for. The fans were obtrusive and the food was terrible.  | 
| Hisrak | 
Kirk: Look, people, The Way to Eden was voted worst TOS episode ever, do you really think another round ith the hippies if going to help? | 
| Aeon | 
Spock: I believe it is time for a colorful metaphore. | 
| Captain Feedback | 
I do not care HOW much you torture me or the captain, we will NOT call you Garth of Brooks! | 
| Isaac Wright | 
Brokeback Federation...'nuff said. | 
| Erathis | 
Spock: I'm the one who usually does that. | 
| scatterbrain | 
Kirk: Spock, when you said it would be a crazy party this isn't quite what I had in mind.  | 
| Scott Bates | 
 The Village People, 23rd-Century Revival Tour |