| Name | Caption | 
| McFortner | Kirk: Spock, what does Garth mean when he told me to "prepare to squeal like a piggie?" Spock: Captain, I think it is best if you prepare for Garth to "go where no man has gone before."
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| bruce | Spock: I believe my response should be "Party on Garth" | 
| Xela | Kirk: Do you think the Andorian's outfit is made out of real muppet skin? | 
| Schizo-Hal | Kirk: Spock, you could have told me we were going to an Eddie Izzard lookalike party. | 
| Drake Zure | The fashion designer were drawn to Starfleet uniforms like moths to a flame. | 
| Lobster | Spock: ",,,and then he says: The Tellarite can stay, but the Andorian in the red dress has to leave!" | 
| Dennie Hebels | Garth: Today we would like to welcome two new members. Please introduce yourself. Spock: My name is Spock and I'm a syntheholic.
 Kirk: *thinking* I wonder if this red soda has any synthehol in it.....
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| Tsukiyumi | The 'Kirk and Spock Variety Hour' was not nearly as successful a spinoff as Paramount had hoped. But it still made more sense from a continuity standpoint as 'Enterprise'... | 
| Dennie Hebels | Shatner and Nimoy's first visit to a Star Trek Convention wasn't exactly what they had hoped for. The fans were obtrusive and the food was terrible. | 
| Hisrak | Kirk: Look, people, The Way to Eden was voted worst TOS episode ever, do you really think another round ith the hippies if going to help? | 
| Aeon | Spock: I believe it is time for a colorful metaphore. | 
| Captain Feedback | I do not care HOW much you torture me or the captain, we will NOT call you Garth of Brooks! | 
| Isaac Wright | Brokeback Federation...'nuff said. | 
| Erathis | Spock: I'm the one who usually does that. | 
| scatterbrain | Kirk: Spock, when you said it would be a crazy party this isn't quite what I had in mind. | 
| Scott Bates | The Village People, 23rd-Century Revival Tour |