| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Mikey | 
With the Klingon Forehead Problem finally solved, Enterprise goes on to create the "Human Lizard-skin Enigma." | 
| Dennie Hebels | 
Hoshi had to find out the hard way she was allergic to pineapple too. | 
| Spartan 114 | 
Klingon clap, they don't do anything small | 
| BikerWolf | 
Hoshi: "I swear, the next person who asks me if I'm their 'mummy' will regret it." | 
| Lazar | 
Oh no! Hoshi looked at the Ark of the Covenant! | 
| Gil Rodriguez | 
Some say he has long hair, some say he's some kind of freakish mutant. All we know is, he's called "The Stig". | 
| Turgon | 
At least no TV viewers will see me! | 
| Magnus | 
BRAINS! BRAINS! Rick Berman: Sorry, none here | 
| Lobster | 
Hoshi: "That happens when I have to sleep at the wrong side of the ship!" | 
| Xela | 
This is what happens when Janeway doesn't get enough coffee. | 
| Lobster | 
If visiting a double-star system, don't forget yor sun blocker! | 
| FL | 
"Imotep... Imotep... Imotep..." | 
| =NoPoet= | 
Never stand before a sneezing Gorn. | 
| =NoPoet= | 
"Do not be afraid. I come in pieces." | 
| Sondak | 
Yet another Starfleet officer falls victim to the Skin of Evil. |