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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Old Man Soong: “Picard, do you realize you are peeing on my leg?” Picard: “Yes, I do.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Old Man Soong: “Dammit… Pull up your pants, you look like a friggin’ gang-banger.” Picard: “I agree, it really makes people look so stupid.” Old Man Soong: “I was talking to YOU, Picard!” |
| Chromedome | Going out with a swan Soong? |
| Captain 8472 | Yet another Soong with a bruised ego. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Old Man Soong: “Just because I lost the argument doesn’t mean I was wrong.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Old Man Soong: “I’m already planning on being an a$$hole again tomorrow.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Old Man Soong: “What the hell’s the matter with those punks with their flat billed baseball caps. That’s just WRONG!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: “This is MY Soong! There are MANY like it, but THIS one is MINE! My Soong is my best friend!” |
| Captain 8472 | Lwaxana is still perusing Picard. Her most recent attempt is quite the ‘surprise.’ |
| Captain 8472 | “This is a nature preserve, why is there a Starbucks out here?!” |
| Chromedome | "What's that awful noise?" "It's the Oasis reunion concert at Heaton Park in Manchester." (Yes, I'm 3 miles away and I CAN hear them. Unfortunately.) |
| Chromedome | Things They Never Said #25B: "It was an honour & a privilege to serve with Wesley Crusher." |
| Captain 8472 | “Dr. Soong, I know you are very jealous of Data’s popularity, but that is not a very convincing reason to destroy everyone’s future.” |
| Chromedome | "What's that noise? It sounded like a scream for mercy!" "It's just Frankie Chestnuts & Chromedome having a 'meeting' with Captain 8472 behind the woodshed." |
| Captain 8472 | The look you get when newer generations don’t recognize you. |
| Captain 8472 | One does not expect to see their own face on a VD billboard. |
| Captain 8472 | Star Trek, the hair loss years. |
| Chromedome | "I must be old. I've forgotten my lines." |
| Chromedome | Prince Andrew wasn't expecting to find the paparazzi there. |
| N'tran DS 12 | The Deadly Years |
| Captain 8472 | The moment you realize you have gotten old. |
| P47 | Picard: Its minced sheep's pluck encased in sheep's stomach. They call it Haggis. |
| P47 | Steward: Did you know The Final Frontier made more money at the box office than Nemesis did? |
| P47 | Soong: I'm getting the feeling I forgot something. Picard: You're not wearing pants. Soong: I think it was important... Picard: Your moon is on full display! Soong: Probably nothing. Hey Picard, wanna see me do a cartwheel? |
| P47 | Picard: I'm telling you, the dress has blue and black stripes! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spiner: “Patrick, I gotta tell you … that boy ain’t right?” |
| Miss Marple | We’ve been talking smack since “The Before Time”, when we could only point and grunt. |
| Miss Marple | Proverbs 16:18: 8472: "Pride goeth before the fall" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Chromedome, is it 8472 talkin’ smack again? How’s about we take him out behind the woodshed and show him what for. |
| Chromedome | Old actors never die. They just get spin off series. |
| Captain 8472 | Despite all they got paid, Brent Spiner and Patrick Stewart have just realized that they cannot afford to retire. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Age, the final frontier... To oldly go where no android has gone before. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Relics? |
| N'tran DS 12 | Coming of Age? |
| Chromedome | "Sorry, we'll have to cut there. My leg bag is full!" |
| Chromedome | "Can you remember where we parked the starship?" |
| Chromedome | "Is that Cap'n 8472? By 'eck, I tell 'ee, I bin doin' this compo for near on 20 year and now that young whippersnapper shows up wi' his fancy ideas. T'ain't reet, I reckon an' all." |
| Captain 8472 | FrankieChestnuts (foreground) and Chromedome (background) are feeling increasingly insecure by the other captioners gaining ground on their scores. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | “Hey you kids… Get off my space time continuum!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Soong: “Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Data?” |
| Chromedome | "DITL Captioneers? Get lost the lot of you!" |
| Chromedome | Engage the Zimmer frame! Warp factor SLOW! |
| Captain 8472 | This face is the reaction I get when reading political news. |
| Captain 8472 | Star Trek: The Geriatric Years |
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