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The Geek "Actually, 'M' is my favorite letter. Why?"
fuckyou "Actually, 'M' is my favorite letter. Why?"
The Geek "Actually,'M' is my favorite letter. Why?"
N'tran DS 12 At least I'm not cast as a Reman.
drow "It's always been Wankershim."
drow "I, a teleporter accident version of Richard Ayoade, am spending 48 hours on Romulus with bon-vivant and senator Tal'aura. Together, we will explore the destructive potential of runaway particle fountains. We're here, but should we have come?"
drow "Talk to your doctor, and see if Thalaron radiation is right for you. Side effects may include headaches, dizziness, and rapid disintegration. Do not use with phased chroniton pulses."
Chromedome "Yes, I do like films about gladiators."
Chromedome "Yeah, so I'm experiencing all the races. Kalita the Human, then Sirella the Klingon, now Tal'Aura the Romulan."
"Which one was best?"
"The one the paid the most."
Chromedome Where will you be when your Thalaron radiation device goes off?
Chromedome "Where else would I hide a Thalaron radiation device?"
Chromedome "What do you mean - 'You're looking a bit off colour'?"
drow "How's your diet going, Praetor? Well, I'm sure you'll lose weight soon."
drow Secretary: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Tholian ambassador just called to cancel."
Tal'Aura: "....Well, #$%#$%."
drow "I'll have two of whatever the human had, two caption contests ago."
drow So we jumped up on the thalaron device, and shouted anarchy, just you and me, punk rock Romulan
drow "Don't sass me about my hair, mom, I'm EMO now."
Frankie Chestnuts Senator Tal'aura: "Do these ears make my a$$ look big?"
Praetor Hiren: "Um... No they don't... You just have a fat a$$!"
Frankie Chestnuts "This week on Star Trek: Bad Haircuts..."
Frankie Chestnuts "Senator, is that a Thalaron Radiation Device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Chromedome It was when she looked in the mirror that she realised just how much the wardrobe & makeup departments hated her.

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