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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Yes, I know Jim used his uniform as a bib, and I have the pictures of the moment of the spill. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "WOW!! Gesundheit! I'm going need you to come with me down to Sick Bay." |
| Captain 8472 | Spock scored the appreciation of the alien princess. The reactions of Kirk and McCoy are recorded in this image. |
| Captain 8472 | Sulu cracked a joke about ‘broken hearts.’ McCoy smirked at knowing about Kirk’s full romantic history. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Out damn spot. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Cut?? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones is posing for his upcoming feature in “GQ”. Kirk is posing for his upcoming feature in “Catfish Gutting Monthly”. |
| N'tran DS 12 | As if his chest had been a mortor.... |
| The Geek | McCoy : "I'm reading bones, muscle tissue from at least nine different species. It's all being broken down by some sort of enzyme." Kirk: "Perhaps this is their method of denaturating their prey." Sulu (from helm): "Either that, or it's dinner." Kirk: "I worry about you, Mister Sulu." |
| Captain 8472 | Director: Shatner, get that oil off your face, we are getting too many lense flares. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: I’m sorry, but we cannot stay. My captain’s heartburn is no joke. |
| Chromedome | "They're just a bunch of ensigns, Bones. Think we can take 'em?" "Depends what your stunt double thinks." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "HEY!! You hit me in the nose!" Q: "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid." Kirk: "It's really not safe under my bed either. Just ask Bones here." Bones: "You promised NEVER to bring that up." |
| Captain 8472 | Shatner: These are the kids that will replace us in 30 years? Kelly: I think my replacement will be just fine. |
| Chromedome | Kirk & Bones are confronted as they try to leave without paying. |
| Reingard | Bones: "Ensign, as much as you'd like to, please don't fight the Captain until I've entered the room." |
| Chromedome | When Spock put this picture together, he hadn't quite understood the concept of "Spot The Difference" |
| Chromedome | Kirk: "Bloody hell!" McCoy: "No, I think that's a Bloody Mary." |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Jim, as you can see, no one cares about you anymore. |
| Captain 8472 | Here we see the only survivor of an alien chest buster and his doctor. The alien embryo failed to emerge due to the victim’s enormous ego refusing to concede to another being getting more attention. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "Jim! You're hurt! Are you OK? Kirk: "'Tis but a scratch!" Bones: "You're bleeding on the floor." Kirk: "I've had worse!" Bones: "I think it's a severed artery!" Kirk: "Just a flesh wound." |
| Reingard | Kirk: "There he is, Bones! It's the guy who punched me!" |
| Captain 8472 | Kirk: What are you going to do? Bleed on me? McCoy: He already has. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Jim, you really did it this time. Kirk: Doctor, please… McCoy: I am thoroughly impressed. Kirk: Bomes… McCoy: Who could have guessed you would make an ex so jealous she cried blood? |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Jim, you really did it this time. Kirk: Doctor, please… McCoy: I am thoroughly impressed. Kirk: Bomes… McCoy: Who could have guessed you possessed the willingness to have a one night stand with a Klingon. |
| N'tran DS 12 | "Bones, I need your help." "I'm a doctor, not a dry cleaner." |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Well, Captain, you just learned why all of Starfleet’s personnel wear red now. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: I must say, it feels good to prove you wrong, Jim. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Ma’am, if you want to publicly humiliate my captain, next time let me know first. I have a new camera I want to try out. |
| Chromedome | Friday Night Foodfight in the Officers Club |
| Chromedome | "Bones, I love it when she's angry!" |
| Chromedome | Monster Of The Week #37 - The 12" Meatball Marinara |
| Captain 8472 | Director: Cut! Shatner, you need to town it down. Kelly, you are flawless. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Don't worry Bones, It's not my blood. |
| Captain 8472 | The fact Spock could get the unruly toddler to eat with out a problem made the stain on Kirk’s uniform even more embarrassing. |
| Reingard | Bones: "This is why we wear aprons during Bridge Finger-painting Hour, Jim." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones... Stoic, serious, professional. Kirk... Spilled a pudding cup on his uniform during his afternoon snack. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Paintball... IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!! |
| Miss Marple | Bones: Jim... Stop taunting the monkeys. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk [In a sing-song manner]: ♫ "Ha-ha! Missed me!" ♪ Bones: "Ahem... Jim...". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Movie Crossover Idea Star Trek: Alien Synopsis: An intrepid band of space explorers come upon an alien nursery. The ever opportunistic captain is surprised when he gives birth to his youngling in a most violent fashion. |
| Chromedome | "This is what happens when you mess with tomatoes, kids. Just say no!" |
| Chromedome | "NURSE! Ketchup incident! Stat!" |
| Reingard | Bones: "I'm very disappointed in you, Ensign. We don't use the Captain's uniform as a napkin on Spaghetti Night." |
| Reingard | Bones: "I hate to say I told you so, Jim, but... I told you so!" |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Ma’am, if you want to give Jim a bloody nose, let me know first. I prefer to have my equipment ready for when my captain steps out of line. |
| Captain 8472 | Kirk is surprised, McCoy is smug, Spock was proven wrong. |
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