| Quote |
| "Sometimes, Number One, you just have to bow to the absurd." | | to Riker |
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| "What the hell was that thing?" |
| "Automated fire system. A force field contains the flame until the remaining oxygen within the field has been consumed." |
| "What if I had been under that thing?" |
| "You would have been standing in the fire." |
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| "And what are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?" |
| "I thought I had." |
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| "Do you not like girls?" |
| "Of course I do. Oh... is there a technique to this foot washing?" |
| "You generally start at the top and work your way down..." |
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| "You see lad, every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain." | | to Worf |
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