| Quote |
| "Captain, you're just in time for happy hour." |
| "Do I look happy, Quark?" |
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| "It's not easy being funny wearing these teeth." | | disguised as a Klingon |
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| "Brag all you want! But don't get between me and the bloodwine!" | | disguised as a Klingon |
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| "It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles." | | on Klingon bloodwine |
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| "But don't forget, this... is still your fault." |
| "My fault?" |
| "You performed the transfer from Keiko to me." |
| "After you volunteered." |
| "After you put the idea in my head." |
| "After you flew the runabout into the asteroid field." |
| "After you insisted we check on those anomalous bio-scans." |
| "That was Keiko." |
| "That's right. It was, but I'd rather blame you." |
| | referring to her pregnancy |
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| "You want to kill me, Worf? You're welcome to try!" | | to Worf |
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