| Quote | 
  Episode | 
   | Reed :  | "I don't want to die, what makes you think I want to die?"  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Because ever since we saw Enterprise spread across that asteroid, you've done nothing but write your own obituary!"  |  
 
 | ENT : Shuttlepod One | 
   | Trip :  | "I read those Nubian masueses have twelve fingers. On each hand."  |  
   | Reed :  | "Then I'd say Starfleet needs to make its presence felt on Risa."  |  
 
 | ENT : Fallen Hero | 
   | Reed :  | "If you plan to go to warp, sir, you'll let me know?"  |  
   | Archer :  | "I'll try to remember."  |  
 
 | ENT : Minefield | 
| Reed :  | "Please sir, may I have some more?"  |   | imitating Oliver Twist, when given some painkillers |  
  | ENT : Minefield | 
   | Reed :  | "Frankly, sir from my point of view that kind of socializing has no place on a starship."  |  
   | Archer :  | "I had a C.O. once, felt the same way. 'They're your crew, not your friends.' I thought about that a lot... when I took this command but then I realized this is not a typical mission. We could be out here for years. All we have to depend on... is each other."  |  
 
 | ENT : Minefield | 
   | Archer :  | "So how long was it?"  |  
   | Reed :  | "I counted 10 seconds."  |  
   | Archer :  | "10?! It was more like 20."  |  
   | Reed :  | "Respectfully, sir, it was 10."  |  
   | Archer :  | "I'm not going to argue with you, Malcolm… It was 20… That's an order."  |  
 
 | ENT : Minefield | 
   | Reed :  | "It can't be ethical to cause a patient this much pain."  |  
   | Phlox :  | "It's unethical to harm a patient, I can inflict as much pain as I like."  |  
 
 | ENT : Dead Stop | 
| Reed :  | "Reed alert. That's not bad!"  |   | to Trip; contemplating the name for his new alert |  
  | ENT : Singularity | 
   | Tucker :  | "Maybe I should tell the doc."  |  
   | Reed :  | "Tell him what? That his wife is trying to seduce you? Not a good idea!"  |  
 
 | ENT : Stigma | 
| Reed :  | "Would you mind taking off your clothing? I'd like to learn more about your anatomy."  |   | to T'Pol |  
  | ENT : The Crossing | 
   | Mayweather :  | "Starfleet really ought to think about putting families on starships."  |  
   | Reed :  | "You must be joking!"  |  
   | Mayweather :  | "No one would ever get homesick."  |  
   | Reed :  | "Yes... well they'd better post a psychologist on board. Because I'd need one if my parents were roaming the corridors."  |  
 
 | ENT : Horizon | 
| Reed :  | "Photonic torpedoes. Their range is over fifty times greater than our conventional torpedoes. And they have a variable yield. They can knock the comm array off a shuttle pod without scratching the hull, or they can put a three kilometre crater into an asteroid."  |   | to Trip |  
  | ENT : The Expanse | 
   | Reed :  | "We've taken nine prisoners, but the brig was only designed for two. I'm not sure what to do with the others."  |  
   | Tucker :  | "Blow 'em out the airlock!"  |  
   | T'Pol :  | "Put them in crew quarters under heavy guard."  |  
 
 | ENT : Twilight | 
   | Tucker :  | "For now, the best I can give you is warp 1.7!"  |  
   | Reed :  | "We're not going to get very far at that speed."  |  
 
 | ENT : Twilight | 
| Reed :  | "We've got less than ten hours before this weapon reaches Earth. The captain wants to take a team aboard to destroy it. I don't imagine the Reptilians will make this easy for us, but that's why you're here. That's why Major Hayes picked each one of you for this mission: because he knew you'd get the job done. I need three volunteers."  |   | to The Macos;  every one of them immediately volunteers |  
  | ENT : Countdown | 
| Reed :  | "I've been going over those military dispatches that Hoshi picked up. Some of them don't make sense - they mention recent battles in Virginia and Ohio! There weren't any battles fought there in World War II, the Nazis never got to North America. Something's very wrong down there."  |   | to Archer |  
  | ENT : Storm Front, Part 1 | 
| Reed :  | "There's no rule that says the bridge has to be at the top of the ship."  |   | to Trip |  
  | ENT : Babel One | 
   | Trip :  | "You did all this with one phase pistol?"  |  
   | Reed :  | "You're good at building things. I'm good at blowing them up."  |  
 
 | ENT : United | 
| Reed :  | "There are some obligations that go beyond my loyalty to you and this crew."  |   | to Archer |  
  | ENT : Affliction | 
| Reed :  | "I answer to one commanding officer. Jonathan Archer."  |   | to Section 31 guy |  
  | ENT : Divergence | 
| Reed :  | "At least the pheromones are wearing off. I haven't thought about the Orions for, what, a whole ten minutes."  |   | to Archer |  
  | ENT : Bound |