Quotes List

"Communications? Ah, yes. The prodigy. Cadet… Uhura? On communications rotation. Very happy to have you aboard."

"Thank you, sir. Glad to be here. Enterprise is cleared for launch."

"Take me to your leader."

"Course, captain? What's the mission?"

"Our mission? We explore. We seek out new life and new civilizations. We boldly go where no one has gone before."

"Cool... sir."

"Let's take her out, Lieutenant Ortegas. Warp factor two. Hit it."

"Sometimes, Mr Spock, things go so badly you just have to laugh."

"I am more than capable of managing any pain you can induce."

"Mr. Spock. Now you're just toying with me."

"Isn't using any Illyrian medical tech against Federation regs?"

"Thanks to the Eugenics Wars. I imagine you know all about that period in history."

"Well, you don't grow up with a bioengineered mass murderer as your ancestor and not develop a thick skin."

"Khan Noonien Singh."

"Many of us have known those who have made the ultimate sacrifice.
Officers, scientists, civilians who gave their lives in the hope for galactic peace.
Today we remember the friends and comrades we lost.
Exploration can exact a heavy toll.
As captain, there is no loss more devastating than that of a crew member.
Remembrance Day is about them.
Those of us left behind wear the insignia of past ships on which we served together.
As we honour the lives that have been given, let us also be grateful to be still on the journey."

Never get in the middle of a Vulcan relationship. They will hit you with a lirpa.

"Well, if this is what passes for fun, I'm happy to be 'Fun's Funeral'".

"'Where fun goes to die', not 'Fun's Funeral'".

"This is coming dangerously close to hijinks."

On Majalas we have a saying: Let the tree that grows from the roots of sacrifice lift us where suffering cannot reach.

"Argh, me mateys. If we ever catch Angel, we should make them walk the plank. Argh."

Chief medical officer's personal log, supplemental. None of the crew remember what happened. The entity's doing, my daughter's doing, I'm sure. The surveillance logs are blank. It's as if every one of them lost five hours. Except for me.

"It'll be fine, Number One. You get the supplies to K-7. I'll pile the kids in the station wagon, take a road trip."

"Sir? The station wagon?"

"Anybody has to go, now's the time."

"Do not make me turn this car around."

"Am I off the record here, sir? Jim was always at the top of his class. Smart and highly skilled, obviously. But he's not above relying on charm, or even luck."

"Sounds like a wild card."

"A whole deck of 'em. He doesn't like taking the path everyone else does, and he doesn't like to lose."

"Should we be worried that he's gonna start a war?"

"Look, I'm not gonna say Jim isn't a pain in the ass. He is. He is huge pain in the ass. But the truth is, he's as fine a captain as Starfleet has."

"Okay, good to know."

"Like I said, he does like to bend the rules sometimes. No, more like all the time."

"Do you have a good reason to steal the ship?"

"I am having what you Humans call a hunch."

"A Vulcan with a hunch? That's a new one!"

"Perhaps we can conclude this discussion over a barrel of bloodwine?"

"You drink bloodwine?"

"I have been known to."

"This is something I must see. You're no typical Vulcan."

"No. It would seem I am not."

"After explicitly ordering you not to go, you risked hundred of lives and you risked peace in the quadrant!"

"If you could lower the volume of your voice, Admiral?"

"My God, are you hungover, Spock?"

"The result of a peace treaty with the Klingon captain."

"Commander Pelia, I am not sure what you are implying."

"I'm not implying anything. I'm flat-out saying someone violated about seventeen Starfleet regulations."

"Well, perhaps while you're theorizing, you might explain why anyone would engage in such subterfuge."

"Mmm, I can think of one reason – to steal the Enterprise. Or do you want to tell me that's not what's happening here?"

"Of all of my father's former colleagues, Pasalk truly brings out the worst in me."

"Put me on the stand. Let them see that being an Illyrian doesn't change who I am as an officer."

"Are you being funny? You were never funny."

"You don't see the tension there?"

"What tension? They're all like, buddy-buddy. Vulcan bros."

"Vulcans may not give much but you can read their body language. And those two... hate each other."

"Are you messing with me right now?"

"May I inquire as to who filed this noise complaint against me?"

"It was anonymous."

"I shall make every effort to practice less vigorously going forward."

"Seems to be New York City. Mid-21st century."

"What?"

"What?"

"It's Toronto. The biggest city in what used to be called Canada? You know, maple leaves, politeness, poutine."

"Wait, poutine has gravy? This is amazing!"

"I haven't taken a math class since Pythagoras made the crap up!"

"That old-fashioned, two-dimensional version, though, it's basically idiot's chess."

"You need to let it go, both of you. Allow her last moments to be serene, not anxious and fearful."

"I'm not ready to have my last moments yet, thank you."

"I'm Erica Ortegas. I fly the ship!"

"A Vilcan should have a more resilient bladder"

"Nurse Chapel was unhurt but you were..."

"You were healed. Only, whoever did this seems to have made you... Human."

"What the f..."

"Don't test me, Kirk! I will break you!"

"I'll clean it up."

"What does this mean?"

"I don't know. Shut up."

"I'm going to do what I should have done many years ago. I'm gonna teach you about your Human side. I'm going to show you how to lie. With the captain's help, of course."

"Do I have a choice in the matter?"

"You do not."

"I have been called more names than there are stars in the sky, but 'space hippie' is a new one on me!"

"You guys look... very realistic."

"Whatever you need, we probably don't have it, but ask anyway. I'll run it up the flagpole and see if it quacks."

"Sounds good."

"Where's the head nurse? I should report in."

"You haven't heard? Congratulations, Head Nurse Chapel."

"apparently a watched pot doesn't get the oil."

"Biobed two is working again. At least for now. But I know it's only a matter of time before it shuts down again. Some things break in a way that can never be repaired. Only managed."

"You're right, Chris. We've known each other for a very long time, see eye to eye on most things. But you haven't lived my life. You have the privilege of believing in what's best in people. Me? I happen to know there are some things in this world that don't deserve forgiveness."

"So... that happened."

"So, what's next? More improbability? Or will we just suddenly poof into bunnies?"

"I would prefer not be a bunny, either."

"I doubt we will be bunnies."

"Mr. Spock, you explained that very well. I almost understood it."

"I tend not to stay in the same place for very long, which is... a growing problem because Carol is... pregnant."

"Oh, um... wow."

"I think it's safe to say that we don't understand the Gorn."

"Well, I've seen them up close and personal and they're not hard to understand, Bob. They're monsters."

"You want me to pilot the shuttle?"

"Come on, Erica. Haven't you been bugging me for months about joining a landing party?"

"Yes, I have. Why have I been doing that?"

"They do not appear to notice the shuttle."

"Because they look like space garbage. Old zombie movie trick."

"Zombie movie?"

"Yeah, dress up like you're dead so the zombies don't notice you. You've never seen one?"

"A zombie, no. A movie, yes. But I will add some to my research."

"So, are you just gonna leave us in here?"

"Oh, sorry. Where are my manners, eh? Montgomery Scott, at your service. Lieutenant junior grade."

"Captain Pike of the USS Enterprise. This is Lieutenant Noonien-Singh, Dr. M'Benga, Lieutenant Ortegas, and Lieutenant Kirk."

"That's a lot of lieutenants."

"There'll be a quiz."

"Hello, Scotty."

"Professor."

"You two know each other?"

"One of my best students... who sadly received some of my worst grades."