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1. In which episode does Reed say "Please sir, may I have some more?"?

The Ensigns of Command

Minefield

The Collaborator

Allegiance

Night Terrors

2. In which episode does EMH say "It's possible that Mr. Paris represents a future stage in Human development… although I can't say it's very attractive."?

Generations

Metamorphosis

Threshold

Monsters

Nemesis

3. Who said "Vodka martini. Stirred, not shaken."?

Makbar

Kirk

Tuvok

McCoy

Bashir

4. In which episode does Pelia say "I haven't taken a math class since Pythagoras made the crap up!"?

Terra Nova

The Naked Time

A Fistful of Datas

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Half a Life

5. In which episode does Picard say "Wesley, you remember... I was always proud of you."?

Soldiers of the Empire

The Most Toys

Invasive Procedures

Final Mission

The Wrath of Khan

6. In which episode does Laas say "Mine's bigger."?

Bounty

The Aenar

Chimera

The Circle

The Wrath of Khan

7. In which episode does Kirk say "I wish I were on a long sea voyage somewhere. Not too much deck tennis, no frantic dancing. And no responsibility."?

Balance of Terror

Desert Crossing

Obsession

In the Pale Moonlight

Identity Crisis

8. In which episode does Guinan say "Human intuition and instinct are not always right, but they do make life interesting."?

Under the Cloak of War

Whom Gods Destroy

The Loss

Second Skin

Author, Author

9. Who said "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye."?

Koloth

Kirk

Laas

Garak

Krall

10. In which episode does Janeway say "Abandon ship? The answer's no. I'm not breaking up the family, Chakotay."?

The Wrath of Khan

The Most Toys

Awakening

In A Mirror, Darkly, Part 2

Year of Hell, Part 1

11. Who said "Lieutenant, you are a member of this crew and you will not go into hiding whenever a Klingon vessel uncloaks!"?

Sisko

Picard

Garak

Jellico

Tuvok

12. In which episode does Jean-Luc say "I know a haunted man when I see one. The things we hold onto. The pieces of emotional shrapnel that drive us all our lives."?

By Any Other Name

Mercy

The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1

Prime Factors

In A Mirror, Darkly, Part 2

13. Who said "I wasn't going to let those people die just because your captain started quoting Federation dogma."?

Dolim

Nikolai Rozhenko

EMH

Scotty

Odo

14. Who said "There was nothing anyone could have done. We'd repolarize one pathway and another would collapse. And then another. His hands were moving faster than I could see, trying to stay ahead of each breakdown. He refused to give up. He was remarkable."?

Haftel

Martok

Kirk

Cochrane

Spock

15. In which episode does McCoy say "I'm a doctor, not a coal miner!"?

Apocalypse Rising

The Empath

Survival Instinct

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Rocks and Shoals

16. Who said "Too many people dream of places they'll never go, wish for things they'll never have... instead of paying adequate attention to their real lives."?

Picard

T'Pol

Bashir

Odo

McCoy

17. Who said "Loosen up baby doll, the war's almost over."?

Archer

McCoy

Paris

T'Pol

Sim

18. In which episode does Kelis say "They'll realize that beneath your unfeeling exterior is a heart that's breaking! Silently, and in more pain than any of us can possibly understand, because that's what it is to be Vulcan!"?

The Alternate

Masks

...Nor the Battle to the Strong

Muse

Dagger of the Mind

19. Who said "Actually, I think you are the bravest man I've ever known."?

Picard

Q

McCoy

Worf

Gedrin

20. In which episode does Spock say "I am most impressed with the technology, Captain. Doctor Daystrom has created a mirror image of his own mind."?

What is Starfleet?

The Ultimate Computer

Basics, Part 2

The Wounded

Dawn

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