| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Bryan Moore | 
From Enterprise:  "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a dic..., er, bricklayer" | 
| Craig | 
No Mr Sulu.....  Don't call ME 'tiny' | 
| Craig | 
That damned Orion Slave Girl must've taken a mould after I fell asleep... | 
| Silent Bob | 
Kirk: 'I have a fwend you know... His name is biggus dickus' | 
| Gil Rodriguez | 
Now we know the sad truth behind the Great Eunuch War of the 2260's... | 
| Bryan Moore | 
"I wonder how this scales up on the DITL size charts?" | 
| Lobster | 
Can you find the phallic symbol hidden in this picture?? | 
| Melllvar | 
"Honestly baby, do I look like the kind of Star Fleet captain who needs a penis enlarger pump?" |