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| Name | Caption | 
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, would you care to explain all the empty whiskey bottles that were found in the warp core?” | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scotty: "Admiral, with all due respect... If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle." Morrow [Just stares]  | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… the fact that you periodically wear a kilt DOES NOT give you the privilege to use the ladies room." | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Seriously, Mr. Scott… It IS Original Series over Next Generation, but it's PICARD over Kirk!" | 
| Chromedome | "Och, baby! Where have ye bin all mah life?" "Look at me, Mr. Scott. Not over my shoulder." "Who says I was looking over your shoulder?"  | 
| Chromedome | "A whole month? I've got to stare into your eyes for a whole month? Sheeeeeit!" | 
| The Geek | "And may I remind you, Mister Scott, that THIS is what a real mustache looks like." | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… If you continue with the sea shanties, I’ll not only decommission the Enterprise, but I’ll decommission YOU also!” | 
| Miss Marple | “I like big Scots and I cannot lie…” | 
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