| Name | Caption | 
| Xela | They say a picture says a thousand words but this one only says one: browsing | 
| Robert Barrows | Manager: Someone's scoring tonight...heh, heh, heh... | 
| Dennie Hebels | Even when the drag queen adjusted his wig the police officer just kept on smiling. | 
| Dennie Hebels | Police officer: Hey toots! I've got a riddle for you. What is long, hard and full of seamen? Beverly: I've got another riddle for you. Who is fat, stupid and about to be smacked in the face with a handbag?
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| XZB | For some reason the new Tricorder Nano has poor scanning ability...oh wait. |