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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "I'm a DOCTOR Jim, not a judge of your poor life choices... but if I WERE to judge your poor life choices..." |
| Chromedome | "That's right, Jim. Keep social distancing." |
| Reingard | Bones: "You had a sandwich with mustard today, Jim." Kirk: "How did you know?" Bones: "You're wearing it." |
| Reingard | Kirk missed the memo that day. Beige, not Robin Egg! |
| Reingard | Unfortunately, Bones was not mad, just disappointed. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Why was the ship’s new main computer named HAL? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: Check out the aura on this sucker. Kirk: Now, there’s definitely a living presence there. Spock: We should get a deeper look. Kirk: Why don’t I run this through the spectral analyzer. Bones: I’ll try turning up the roentgens. Kirk: So, what do you think? Chinese? Bones: Thai? Spock: No, it’s too spicy. Kirk: Greek? Bones: Mexican? Spock: Pizza. Bones: Thin or thick? Kirk & Spock: Chicago! |
| Captain 8472 | “Jim, as your doctor, I must advise you to not date for the next two weeks. Your treatment is not yet complete.” |
| Captain 8472 | “So, Jim, what did you do to anger the Tholian ambassador so much? Our two species are reproductively incompatible.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "SURE I like gladiator movies... Particularly those ones with the oiled up ex-bodybuilders... Why do you ask?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "SURE I like gladiator movies... Don't you?" |
| Chromedome | Bones: "Sorry, Jim. I don't think having a urinal on the bridge is one of your better ideas." |
| Chromedome | Bones: "It's gold tunics today, Jim. You know the rules!" (offscreen) Rick Astley: "And so do I!" |
| Chromedome | "You're out, Jim - he didn't say 'Simon Says'!" |
| Chromedome | "I'll have a Mint Julep, then a stiff Horse's Neck for Mr. Spock, and for our Captain ... Sex On The Beach, of course!" |
| Chromedome | Bones: "There's no getting away from it, Jim. It's time for your Big Ivan to give you your enema." |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: The uniforms were change as a result of to many ‘expendable red-shirt’ jokes. |
| Chromedome | Bones: "So you've got my blue uniform!" |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Jim, your fly was down during that entire discussion with the Deltan ambassador. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Jim, next time, just let security deal with the betrayed husband. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: So, your romantic relationship failed and you come back to Starfleet as a result. It sounds so familiar. *smirks* |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: I have plenty of snide remarks available. I just choose to hold back from time to time. |
| N'tran DS 12 | A command team, hard to beat Part of Starfleet elite Kirk for the passion Spock for the caution Why is Decker in the center seat? |
| Chromedome | Bones: "Matching sideburns? Really?" |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: So, how does it feel? Starfleet Command is sending you back to the academy for one-to-many violations of the Prime Directive. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: So, they managed to pull you out of retirement. What, were there not enough bikini clad women where you were? |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: The new uniforms sure do show off vanity girdles. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: I have been told the new uniforms were designed to be as problematic as possible. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: What did you do to make your girlfriend contact you, while on you are on the bridge, to break up with you? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: “How many times do we have to tell you, Jim… Gold tunics are on Tuesday/Thursday. Blue tunics are on Monday/Wednesday and ever other Saturday.” |
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