| Name | Caption | 
| Niall Johnson | We're not going to ask you again Jolene, will you do that nude scene with Trip or won't you? A simple three letter word, and this stops! | 
| The Geek | "YOU MAY TAKE AWAY MY SHOW, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY MY IMPLANTS!!!" | 
| Foxbat | Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo,
 Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
 | 
| Steamrunner92 | Two words: Amateur Chiropractor. | 
| Spock305 | Vulcan hemroids are a pain. | 
| Tsukiyumi | The first onscreen use of the "Vulcan Orgasm Grip". | 
| Lynn Campbell | WOW, technology really will be better in the future. She's the most realistic blow-up doll yet. They still can't seem to get the mouths right yet, though. | 
| MetalHead | You scream, I scream, T'Pol screams for green screens! | 
| jg | Worst kidney stone, ever | 
| MetalHead | Jolene Blalock's real audition to Enterprise had nothing to do with Star Trek, nevermind Sci-Fi... | 
| A | Another victim of the Prolonged Enterprise Exposition. | 
| Admiral Ed | Trip wrong neuropressure point!!!!!! | 
| Dennie Hebels | Another Biggus Dickus joke here would be just inappropriate. |