| Name | Caption | 
| Tommo | In the future 'car sharing' was just getting a little silly | 
| DBB | "What is 'exact change'?" | 
| Q | Janeway: Everybody out and push | 
| Lord David | Crewman: "Are you sure that starship is to scale? I'm checking the DITL size charts and it seems bigger than usual" | 
| scaddude | Federation public transportation is such a hassle! | 
| Child of Wonder | Much to their dismay, the tired, thirsty crew arrived at the ship only to discover it was, indeed, a mirage. | 
| Wodball | What happens to Star Trek writers when they mention the Beta Quadrant | 
| Tiberius | Janeway:  "Yes, I've got a lock on them, but at this range, a photon torpedo detonation will cripple the ship!" | 
| Lobster | Due to a malfunction in the ventilation system, the smell of leola root stew has spread through the whole ship... | 
| Kenny | Janeway: "Chakotay, oraganize damage control teams. B'Elanna start repair work on the nacelles. Harry, clean the bugs off of the deflector" | 
| Basosz | Janeway: "OK Guys... we got the tall ship... where are the stars to steer her by?" | 
| Shelton | There was a time when such wild beasts roamed these plains freely | 
| Micuu | ...And since the mid 23rd Century, "Safety in Numbers" has been the motto of any Starfleet personnel wearing red shirts on alien planets... | 
| Ruz | When told that Voyager would be at the next Star Trek convention, no one thought they meant it literally. | 
| Merlin | Beep! Beep! Attention! This starship is reversing! | 
| CVN-65 | Once again, V'Ger decides to deal with the carbon units infestation. | 
| EMH mark10 | All right what can we do while the ship takes its MOT test. | 
| Silent Bob | Janeway: "Mr Tuvok, when I said 'find a nice place for a picnic', I didn't mean find somewhere that reminded *YOU* of home" | 
| Mikey | "I told you to try to go before we left Talax, but noooo...." | 
| The Pfeiff | Ironically, there are still Star Trek conventions in 2371. Not surprisingly, they're a little more extravagant. | 
| chaoscid | Roswell residents remark " Doesn't look like a weather Balloon to me". | 
| Kweeg | Everyone rember where we parked | 
| James | Hey guys, do you know what happened the last time someone tried to copy Starfleet officers? -cough- Riker and Pulaski -cough- | 
| Azuma | Janeway: Okay, who pulled the fire alarm?! | 
| DanielB | "Dude, where's my ship?" |