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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow: "Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: "Aye, Admiral... but the Captain lets me hae a wee dram noo an' again." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Morrow:"Mr. Scott... Have you been drinking on duty again." Scotty: "Ay admiral... but gin it makes a difference, A have bowked several times." |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, would you care to explain all the empty whiskey bottles that were found in the warp core?” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scotty: "Admiral, with all due respect... If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle." Morrow [Just stares] |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… the fact that you periodically wear a kilt DOES NOT give you the privilege to use the ladies room." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Seriously, Mr. Scott… It IS Original Series over Next Generation, but it's PICARD over Kirk!" |
| Chromedome | "Och, baby! Where have ye bin all mah life?" "Look at me, Mr. Scott. Not over my shoulder." "Who says I was looking over your shoulder?" |
| Chromedome | "A whole month? I've got to stare into your eyes for a whole month? Sheeeeeit!" |
| The Geek | "And may I remind you, Mister Scott, that THIS is what a real mustache looks like." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Admiral Morrow: “Mr. Scott… If you continue with the sea shanties, I’ll not only decommission the Enterprise, but I’ll decommission YOU also!” |
| Miss Marple | “I like big Scots and I cannot lie…” |
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