| Name | Caption | 
| IllogicalVirgo | Water pistol fights with Klingons are serious business. | 
| TThomaso | The T-22 Terminator was somewhat less advanced than later iterations. | 
| Schizo-Hal | When I get home, I'm definitely inventing a sonic shower. | 
| Niall Johnson | I hate Big Brother! | 
| Bryan Moore | There was a young hero named Tucker Who beat the everloving hell out of some guy trying to write a limerick about him...
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| drow | "The first rule of Fight Club is that you don't crash land a shuttlepod on Mars, actually." | 
| Skifreak | Conner Trineer's reaction to learning that not only was Enterprise to be cancelled without warning, but that two has-beens from a 20 year old Trek show would actually be the stars of the series finale. And he would be killed. In flashback, no less. | 
| BC1 | Trip vs wave, after wave after wave, after wave, after wave of excitied female fans... | 
| tlbs101 | Being as this is a 44 Kilowatt Magnum, the most powerful phaser on the planet, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? | 
| drow | "Klaatu... Barada... NIC*COUGH*" | 
| Blaston Phools | Director: Ok, now i really want you to ham up this scene, im mean cheesy to the point where you can hardly keep a straight face, got it? Ok aaannnd ACTION! | 
| nerd86 | Die Hard 27: McClane in Space!!! | 
| Acid | I want to Introduce you to my little friend! | 
| Skipbear | Dirty, dirty, boy! | 
| Steamrunner92 | The lone survivor from a Vulcan Death Fart. | 
| Dennie Hebels | I am.......THE LAW!!!! | 
| Sulu | I sweat pure filth and it's soaking through my shirt. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Well, THAT'S a lesson I won't forget soon. | 
| Caption | Fanfiction: The line MUST be drawn HERE! | 
| Royston Vasey | Listen I was I supposed to know it was T'Pols time of the month. | 
| RedDwarfian | Ohhh, so THAT's what it does. |