| Name |
Caption |
| Tyrridon |
Elim Garak: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier...Mime |
| Lazar |
Garak dances the Garakarena. |
| Bodhi |
"What? No, I'm a Palm Pilot, Mac and PC are over there." |
| epclarkson |
Dr. Bashir: "This always happens when Garak has had too much kanar... he thinks he's Al Joleson." |
| The Geek |
Suddenly, Odo pulls his phaser and hits Garak with the little- known and even lesser- used "Razzle Dazzle!" setting. |
| Admiral Ed |
SSSSSSSSSSMOKING!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Blaston Phools |
"Look ma' no hands!" |
| Jesse |
Garak: Lethal. Cunning. Fabulous. |
| Foxbat |
"According to the computer, pants can be created in 6 seconds. Now, watch out! Here comes the Genesis Replicator! We'll do it for you in .006 seconds!" |
| Foxbat |
"And then it happened... Ensign Mayweather had a line!" |
| Nutso |
As you can see, I've made a bra for men. I call it, "The Bro." |
| McFortner |
(Singing) It's SPRINGTIME for Garak and Cardassia!... |
| Jonesy |
"Heeeeeeerrrrrre's..............Johnny! |
| MaxxPower |
"Garak! The Musical" was a big hit all across the Alpha Quadrant |
| HungryHungarian |
... and the bad thing is that I only discovered that she had an Adam's apple after she got dressed again! |
| Mr. President |
The sign language for "and then the wormhole opened" was surprisingly simple to understand. |
| Bryan Moore |
"We call it the Aristocrats!" |
| Space Truckin |
Garak uses his "Jazz Hands". |
| HungryHungarian |
Help me, doctor, I'm trapped in a glass box! |
| Bryan Moore |
"And so the Chinaman pops out of the storage closet and yells 'SUPPLIES!'" |
| Kostmayer |
And it was this big. |
| jg |
Garak: Vole...in my pants...looking for nuts...please be very still...don't want to make it angry... |
| Graeme A Carter |
Garaks recreation of Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" video was all the more eerie for his resemblance to Christopher Walken. |
| Captain 8472 |
Incoming message form the Big Giant Head... |
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