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"They didn't mention this floor show in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!"
"I bet she knows where her towel is though." |
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| Moonlighting in Los Vegas. |
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| PG nudity will not cover up a badly performed story. |
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| Trying to hitchhike a ride on an orbiting ship. The method of communication is not working. |
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| “How will I explain this situation to my family?” |
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| “I will I explain this situation to my family?” |
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| What happens in Vegas stays on the internet. |
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| As the story goes: “… then we started drinking tequila.” |
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| “Taxi!” |
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| As the Chief Communications Officer of the Enterprise, Uhura is highly knowledgeable of various ‘gesture’ based languages. |
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| The Rain Dance is not producing results. |
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It's just a jump to the left,
And a step to the right,
Keep the leaves on your breasts,
And pull your butt in tight ... |
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| Given how little foliage there normally is on planets the Enterprise visits, I'm amazed that she managed to find anything to dance with. |
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Oh, they call her the Streak
She likes to show off her physique. |
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| "Yoohoo! Frankie!" |
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| Show of hands: Who here knew the Enterprise A had a cheerleading squad? |
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| Tequila makes her clothes fall off. |
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| "I have a VERY particular set of skills ..." |
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| "I should have read the fine print in my contract." |
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(Overheard at Davos)
"It is essential for national security that I have total control of that celestial body immediately." |
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| (offscreen) "My semaphore is a bit rusty, but I think that is an H." |
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Spock: "Captain, none of our attempts to signal another ship are working."
Kirk: "Deploy emergency Uhura!" |
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| Even the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy mentions the rule of ‘Gas, Grass or Ass.’ |
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(offscreen)
"You don't think this is a bit too gratuitous do you?"
"We need something to distract the audience from Shatner's acting." |
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Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!
(well, one hand at a time otherwise we get an R rating) |
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| Uhura: "Dammit! Jim, come back! You promised if we went swimming, you wouldn't steal my clothes!" |
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| Uhura: "AT THE COPA... two... three... COPACABANA... two... three... turn.." |
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| Nimoy tried to get Nichols to repeat this performance for a new video of The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins |
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| (Shatner, offscreen) "She thinks we're going to use her voice for this, but I'm gonna have Nimoy dubbed in by post-production!" |
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| "Do my moons look big in this?" |
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"Uhura to Transporter Room,
Not funny, Scotty" |
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| Announcer: "Today, on Interpretive Dance Intragalactic, we have Nyota Uhura!" |
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| Beaming down... No way am I wearing Red. |
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| Uhura's bush disguise. |
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| Nichelle [to self]: "...and I turned down a role on Broadway for this." |
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| Kirk: "WHAT A SET OF... Moons?" |
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| (Thinks) They'd better pay me a damn good bonus for this. |
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| I get it now... This is just another distraction diverting attention away from the Epstein Files. |
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| Kirk: "Hey Spock... Check out those moons!" |
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| Nice bush. |
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| Nichelle: And people wonder why I considered quitting this franchise… |
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| Director: Be careful with the lighting! We are going for a PG rating, not an R or higher! I don’t want to ‘see’ anything! |
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| There is always that one person at each party that gets naked when drunk. |
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Uhura: GIMME A "D"!
All: "D"!
Uhura: GIMME AN "I"!
All: "I"!
Uhura: GIMME A "T"!
All: "T"!
Uhura: “GIMME AN "L"!
All: "L"!
Uhura: WHAT’S THAT SPELL?
All: Diddle? |
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"It's Uhura practicing her semaphore signals."
"What is she saying?"
"Your security clearance isn't high enough to know." |
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| Hey, Macarena! |
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| Uhura: "Hey Guys... GUYS!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER???" |
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♫
Blue moon,
you saw me standing alone,
without a dream in my heart,
without a love on my own.
♫
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| This is just a distraction while the rest of the team steals your credit card information. |
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| Director: "C'mon, Nichelle, you're not just doing it for the money. You're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!" |
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| Ok, what should I be howling at? |
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| The moons are out. |
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| The Planet of Misogyny. Ruled by 1980s CEOs. I recommend avoiding at all cost. |
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| Transporter Accident number 53-Alpha, failure to rematerialize clothes. |
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| I have no clue as to the nature of this ritual, but I hope I am not chosen to be the midnight sacrifice. |
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| When marooned on a deserted planet, take advantage of the situation and ignore all societal standards! |
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McCOY: “Hi. ...Busy?”
SPOCK: “Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.”
McCOY: “I’LL say she’s busy.”
SPOCK: “NOW you know why I’m monitoring.” |
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| (offscreen) "When they said we needed to improve the ratings, I don't think that getting us a TV-MA one was what they had in mind!" |
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| (offscreen) "I'm pretty sure that ain't Frankie Chestnuts." |
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| So after the bike cop got off duty, and showed them some San Francisco night life, one thing led to another ... |
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| No one expects the Fan-Damce Inquisition! |
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