| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Silent Bob | 
Chakotay went a little overboard with his parting. | 
| stitch626 | 
The Doctor's male pattern baldness strikes again! | 
| Acid | 
No Matter how hard Chakotay tried; he just couldn't be as cool as Mr T | 
| Mr. President | 
"Oh, god, no! Shatner's disease!" | 
| pulpytine | 
The Chakohawk | 
| Bird of Prey | 
Chakotay: "I am balding - this must mean that I will be promoted to Captain very soon!" | 
| ktasay | 
Quark swore that "Nair" was the Ferengii word for hair gel! | 
| Frankie Chestnut | 
Here we have the old "Let's get a huge facial tattoo and maybe no one will notice my receding hairline" ploy. | 
| nerd86 | 
*whistling* I'll just put the finishes on my Conan O'Brian inspired pompadour and- what the hell is this!  | 
| nerd86 | 
Obligatory reference of an overused running gag... IN SPAAAAACE! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | 
Janeway: Mohawk??!! Chakotay: No, Cherokee. | 
| Admiral ED | 
Damn... that phaser shot was a close call | 
| Lazar | 
B'Elanna, Seven and the Doctor spend 500 manhours creating a new invention, and all they can come up with is a hair cloaking device? | 
| AJ | 
Hey Beltran, you have to push your hairpiece a little more to the left. Your left! | 
| BC1 | 
Well...that certainly wasn't a comb! | 
| Captain 8472 | 
"That is the last time I get drunk at one of Tom's parties." | 
| 22145 | 
CHAKOTAY: wow, i have sex inside the warp core once, and all my hair falls off... go figure. | 
| TS | 
Apparently the "Rogaine for Men" Chakotay bought from a Talaxian trader had a slightly different effect than Federation Standard Issue Rogaine. | 
| Bird of Prey | 
After years of leola root consumption Chakotay finds out that the typical Talaxian hair grow pattern isn't genetic... | 
| Mr. President | 
*ALARM* "Warning - you hair's structural integrity has been reduced to 60%. Rerouting auxiliary power to secondary follicles." | 
| Mr. President | 
Apparently no one one Star Trek noticed that a Native American scalping himself may not be the most ethnically sensitive thing to do. | 
| Will Deker | 
Chakotay celebrating 'Captain Picard Day' | 
| BC1 | 
worst. budget cut. ever.  | 
| N'tran DS 12 | 
A slightly different "Buzz Lightyear" |