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| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | Kirk: Wait, so... you put your left arm in... then you take your left arm out... then you put your left arm in again? Sulu: And shake it all about, yes, that is what it is all about. |
| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "No please silence, Mr. Sulu. If my aim and timing is good, that annoying fly won't evade my hands." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sulu: ♫ "It's not easy being green." ♫ Kirk: "Mr. Sulu... Try again." Sulu: ♫ "It's not easy being gay." ♫ Kirk: "Let's get back to that green one." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "I know what happens to the 'red shirts'... What happens to the 'green shirts'?" Sulu: "You really don't want to know... Just Run!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sulu: "Pardon me, Captain... Did he just refer to me as his 'little yellow friend'?" |
| drow | Lens flares during the late 60s were noticably dimmer and greener. |
| Mr. President | "Kirk to Enterprise, condition is green." |
| DBB | Director: Bill's doing the robot again. |
| Combat Carl | Don't worry Sulu, it's a part of the plan. A little more radiation and we'll both have superpowers... |
| DBB | Kirk: I am the king of Dance, Dance Revolution. Sulu: You're only moving your hands! Move your feet! Kirk: Am I doing it right? Sulu: No, you've gotta move your feet. We're losing points. Kirk: What's all this stuff on the screen? Sulu: It means you're missing all the steps. Move your feet, sir! Kirk: *quietly* Domo arigato, Mr. James Kirk... *louder* Look, Sulu. I'm a robot. Sulu: *sighs* I should never have invited you to play. |
| DBB | Stand down from Red Alert. Green Alert. |
| DBB | Kirk: So, I was holding her waist like this - just like this - and her sister walks in... Sulu: Sir, I'm really not interested in this story. |
| nerd86 | For Sulu... a terrifying experience that may leave him psychologically, and physically, scarred for life. For Kirk... an afternoon workout. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sulu: "I've seen the way you handle women. What's your secret." Kirk: "No secret. Women just love me." Sulu: "Don't underestimate your charisma... Men love you too." Kirk: "...?" |
| Bird of Prey | Sulu: "Look, my beautiful nails!" Kirk: "Gentlemen, an applause for Mr. Sulu!" |
| ZebulaNebula | A scene from the Enterprise's little-known, often regretted disco night. |
| Ty.G | Part of graduating from American Sign Language class, you have to sign your favorite song. But Bohemian Rhapsody turned to be harder to translate than they were expecting. |
| cela | It's not easy... being green. |
| ThomasJBryant | It's not gay if it follows the chain of command. |
| Mr. President | Kirk: "Sulu, we've travelled back in time to last week's caption competition. You take the sad-looking English guy, I'll take the hot Vulcan chick." |
| drow | Greenscreen: You're doing it wrong. |
| drow | Stop... HAMMER TIME! |
| DBB | Kirk: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto... Sulu: Please stop. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Shatner: "Come on, George... When you act you've got to flail your arms around." Takei: "Like this?" Shatner: "No, no... That looks unnatural. Loosen up. Fling those arms around like you're crazy." Takei: "Thanks for the help, Bill. I never knew acting was so difficult." Shatner: "Stick with me... You'll go far." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | While Sulu resembles a deer in the headlights, Kirk resembles a ferret in a flashlight. |
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