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Chromedome "I know you came here for a dermal filler but I'm outta stock. So I'll use sage & onion stuffing instead."
Chromedome Due to budget cuts, the cast had to do each others makeup. John Billingsley wasn't too good with the Vulcan ears, but Jolene Blalock had great fun using a Haribo giant jelly snake to do his ridges.
Chromedome "Doctor, I am not a medical expert and I am aware that Vulcan physiology is different. But I do not believe that is the correct place to inject a Brazilian Butt Lift."
Captain 8472 Phlox’s bedside manner is to be admired. Not even a Vulcan has to put in any effort.
Captain 8472 “Sub-Commander, the captain asked if I like gladiator movies. Do you know what a gladiator is?”
Captain 8472 Desperate times call for desperate measures. T’Pol cannot stand the smell of Porthos.
Captain 8472 Phlox: It is not my job or intention to judge, but please do your best to avoid the Naussican Ambassador for the duration of the mission.
Captain 8472 Phlox: … and this injection will keep your allergies in check for another week.
T’Pol: I was unaware of my condition regarding human stupidity.
The Geek "There you go, another dose of Sex Appeal. That should keep the show going for at least three more episodes!"
Chromedome Phlox was getting fed up fixing Tucker's inflatable toys.
Captain 8472 To better hide her feelings, T’Pol gets regular Botox injections.
Chromedome "Ah, to work with such beauty! You are like china in my hands!"
"That was T'Pau. I am T'Pol!"
Frankie Chestnuts One of those times that T’Pol regrets ever suppressing her emotions.

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