| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Silent Bob | 
The bacon strikes back! | 
| Lobster | 
Andorian: "You killed me, you swine!!" | 
| suxxxxxx | 
Now that`s what I call agressive negotiations! | 
| William | 
The muppet show, with another part of... PIIIIIGGGS in space............ | 
| drow | 
Tellarite: "Though thrice I avowed, thou hath nought but spiteful words, and I, my blade must attend my deed!" Andorian: "Alas, I die." | 
| Jeremiah Salinger | 
This demonstrates the unique Tellarite ability to shoot someone and masturbate at the same time.  | 
| Lancel | 
Talas: Of all the scenes with me in it, that Graham HAS to choose the one where I'm getting SHOT. | 
| Xela | 
I guess the Tellerite wasn't listning when Reed said, "The new phase pistols have two settings, stun and kill. It would be best not to confuse them." | 
| The Steve | 
As the Andorians found out, Tellarites are awesome at Laser Quest... | 
| Unixrevolution | 
The laser eye surgery did not go as planned. | 
| Lamont | 
Shran: "By Graythors Hammer you shall be avenged!" | 
| Bill L. | 
Phase pistols don't kill people - giant sentient pigs kill people! This has been a message from the National Phase Pistol Association | 
| McFortner | 
How many times do I have to tell you, I AM NOT BOSS HOGG! |