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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "Och, baby! Where have ye bin all mah life?" "Look at me, Mr. Scott. Not over my shoulder." "Who says I was looking over your shoulder?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | “I like big Scots and I cannot lie…” |
| The Geek | "And may I remind you, Mister Scott, that THIS is what a real mustache looks like." |
| Chromedome | "A whole month? I've got to stare into your eyes for a whole month? Sheeeeeit!" |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, would you care to explain all the empty whiskey bottles that were found in the warp core?” |
| Chromedome | "You don't impress me. I'm a series regular and you're just a one shot, jobbing actor. Admiral. Sir." |
| Chromedome | "That's an impressive array of 1980's hairstyles your team are displaying, Mr. Scott." |
| Captain 8472 | Morrow: Now, Mr. Scott, what did we learn? Scotty: That I shouldn’t give a tribble alcohol? Morrow: Not that. Scotty: Uhura’s fan dance is not appropriate for young children? Morrow: Not that either… Scotty: Oh! Never leave Jim Kirk alone with your daughter? Morrow: What!? |
| Reingard | Admiral Morrow: "Now, Commander, was that really water in your flask?" |
| Reingard | Admiral Morrow realised why five-way staring contests don't work. |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, why were you using a tribble as a merkin?” |
| Chromedome | "Mr. Scott, is that a Tribble in your sporran or are you just ..." "It's a Tribble, Admiral." |
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