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Captain 8472 Chekov just learned that he has drawn the short straw. He is the designated driver.
Captain 8472 Chekov just learned that he has drawn the short straw. Now he must keep Scotty out of the alcohol.
Captain 8472 Unwanted touch! Unwanted touch!
Chromedome There's always someone who has to work while other people party.
Reingard Chekov: (laughing) Is that your BEST Spock impression, Captain? You can't even do the neck pinch right!
Frankie Chestnuts Chekov: "No I don't know where Sulu is... Haven't seen him... He's certainly not crouching under my console... Nope... Not there..."
Captain 8472 Chekov has one hope, Kirk no longer being around.
Captain 8472 Condescending remarks. Won’t be removed until Tuesday.
N'tran DS 12 Smile and smile, I don't trust men who smile too much.
N'tran DS 12 McCoy: "I've got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano."
Chromedome (offscreen) "Och, stick wi' me laddie, an' I'll show ye how to go grey disgracefully!"
Frankie Chestnuts Koenig [to self]: "I've gotta say that this rug is so much more realistic than Shatners."
Chromedome Chekov was pleased. Unlike Kirk, he still had his own hair.
Chromedome Like Kryten, Chekov had a "Smug Mode"
Reingard Chekov: (in his mind) I'll just wait for Rand to enter the restroom after I had that chalupa for lunch. That'll show her!
Frankie Chestnuts Chekov [to self]: "These coed restrooms may be crowded... but I can live with that."
Frankie Chestnuts Koenig chuckles to self: "Sure... Laugh at Chekov... I'll outlive 'em all!"
N'tran DS 12 "Of course I am familiar with the Wulcan Neck Pinch
It was inwented in Russia."
Captain 8472 The moment after a good fart.
Captain 8472 Chekov: What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
Lonestar: The… Vulcan neck-pinch?
Chekov: Nah nah, idiot. You gotta be lower, down where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lonestar: *adjusts grip* Like this?
Chekov: Yeah! *collapses*
Captain 8472 For Chekov, a rare moment of public acknowledgment.
For Kirk, a bruised ego.

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