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Obama3rdterm $5000 per adult?
Mr. Trump, that is attempted bribery.
Reingard Bones finds Spock in the Slayer mosh pit after the dust settles.
Captain 8472 “Damnit, Spock! I’m a physician, not a relationship counselor!”
Captain 8472 Spock is undergoing an existential crisis. He just learned that when Uhura is angry, she is far more logical than any Vulcan.
Captain 8472 McCoy’s singing was so bad, Spock went into a coma.
Captain 8472 “Damnit, Spock! Didn’t you know the women of Amazonia are the closest thing to succubi?!”
Captain 8472 Spock encountered an event that would make a great many human males green with envy: ponfar with identical Vulcan twins. McCoy must now repair the damage.
Frankie Chestnuts Spock's brain... BRAIN!!!
Frankie Chestnuts McCoy: "How many times do I need to tell Nurse Chapel that the head goes on this way around.
Frankie Chestnuts McCoy [to self]: "Now I just have to attach the head and my Spock-Bot will be ready!"
N'tran DS 12 Transporter accident creates SpocCoy.
Frankie Chestnuts Spocko: “I would advise you to keep massaging, Sawbones.”
Captain 8472 “Damnit, Spock! Why did you start researching the 4chan archives?!”
Captain 8472 “Don’t die on me! You still owe me for getting your ass out of that surprise marriage contract!”
Captain 8472 Yet again, Spock had had his brain stollen by an alien princess.
N'tran DS 12 Yup, the ears are pointed, but not actually sharp.
N'tran DS 12 Kirk:"Bones, Spock's been injured."
McCoy: "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a............ Oh yeah, I'm a doctor."
Reingard McCoy: "Spock, you fool! I don't have Narcan on hand!"
N'tran DS 12 McCoy: "My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts..."
Spock:"That is my line."
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: “You’ve got to tell me, Spock… WHERE IS THE COCAINE?!”
Captain 8472 Spock performed a mind meld with cabbage. He did not return.
Captain 8472 “My God, what did she do to you?!”
Chromedome "Yeah, that's some pretty bad nasal hair."
Captain 8472 “Kiss me, you fool!”

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