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Caption Competition

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1 Mar 2026

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Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts...
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Humm...?
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I think I'm picking up air traffic control out of Chicago."

Special Mention

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Captain 8472 The Vulcan ‘O-face.’
Captain 8472 “The power of Surak compels you!”
Captain 8472 Vulcan romance is confusing to many.
Reingard Spock: "These thoughts are not logical."
Reingard Spock: "Captain, it is not what you think. It is merely a mind meld."
Chromedome "From the dental work, I can tell you're not British."
Chromedome "I'm sorry, Captain. You do not make a good female impersonator."
Horta not Vorta Kiss me, you fool.
Miss Marple Spock: Hold still… I can see it. It’s just an eyelash.
Captain 8472 Deep Throat?
Captain 8472 “Lieutenant, your tonsils are inflamed.”
Chromedome "You don't fool me, I know it's you, Wil Wheaton!"
Horta not Vorta I'll have what she's having.
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "My mind to your mind..."
Valeris: "I don't think so."
Spock: "My thoughts to your thoughts..."
Valeris: "Then you'd know this is a bunch of horse hockey."
Spock: "Our minds are becoming one..."
Valeris: "You're kidding, right?"
Captain 8472 Valeris: I was the one who sabotaged the captain’s girdle. I replaced all of the dilithium crystals in the warp core with ‘pop rocks.’ I was the one who left the ‘upper decker’ in deck 4 lavatory.

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