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| Name | Caption |
| drow | "I, a teleporter accident version of Richard Ayoade, am spending 48 hours on Romulus with bon-vivant and senator Tal'aura. Together, we will explore the destructive potential of runaway particle fountains. We're here, but should we have come?" |
| drow | "Talk to your doctor, and see if Thalaron radiation is right for you. Side effects may include headaches, dizziness, and rapid disintegration. Do not use with phased chroniton pulses." |
| Chromedome | "Yes, I do like films about gladiators." |
| Chromedome | "Yeah, so I'm experiencing all the races. Kalita the Human, then Sirella the Klingon, now Tal'Aura the Romulan." "Which one was best?" "The one the paid the most." |
| Chromedome | Where will you be when your Thalaron radiation device goes off? |
| Chromedome | "Where else would I hide a Thalaron radiation device?" |
| Chromedome | "What do you mean - 'You're looking a bit off colour'?" |
| drow | "How's your diet going, Praetor? Well, I'm sure you'll lose weight soon." |
| drow | Secretary: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Tholian ambassador just called to cancel." Tal'Aura: "....Well, #$%#$%." |
| drow | "I'll have two of whatever the human had, two caption contests ago." |
| drow | So we jumped up on the thalaron device, and shouted anarchy, just you and me, punk rock Romulan |
| drow | "Don't sass me about my hair, mom, I'm EMO now." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Senator Tal'aura: "Do these ears make my a$$ look big?" Praetor Hiren: "Um... No they don't... You just have a fat a$$!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "This week on Star Trek: Bad Haircuts..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Senator, is that a Thalaron Radiation Device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" |
| Chromedome | It was when she looked in the mirror that she realised just how much the wardrobe & makeup departments hated her. |
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