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Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "Hey, what happened to Ensign Ricky?"
Kirk: "Ensign Ricky?"
Bones: "Sure... Ensign Ricky, security, red tunic?"
Spock: "I understand he was eaten on the last away mission."
Bones: "EATEN?"
Kirk: "Yeah... eaten by a big hairy alien monster. Kind of like a Mugato."
Captain 8472 McCoy: … and so you ended your retirement. And people say I am afraid of marriage.
Captain 8472 McCoy: The only way I will ever understand a Vulcan is if, by some miracle, it is possible to download their entire personality into my brain.
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "I'm a DOCTOR Jim, not a judge of your poor life choices... but if I WERE to judge your poor life choices..."
Chromedome "That's right, Jim. Keep social distancing."
Reingard Bones: "You had a sandwich with mustard today, Jim."
Kirk: "How did you know?"
Bones: "You're wearing it."
Reingard Kirk missed the memo that day. Beige, not Robin Egg!
Reingard Unfortunately, Bones was not mad, just disappointed.
Captain 8472 McCoy: Why was the ship’s new main computer named HAL?
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: Check out the aura on this sucker.
Kirk: Now, there’s definitely a living presence there.
Spock: We should get a deeper look.
Kirk: Why don’t I run this through the spectral analyzer.
Bones: I’ll try turning up the roentgens.
Kirk: So, what do you think? Chinese?
Bones: Thai?
Spock: No, it’s too spicy.
Kirk: Greek?
Bones: Mexican?
Spock: Pizza.
Bones: Thin or thick?
Kirk & Spock: Chicago!
Captain 8472 “Jim, as your doctor, I must advise you to not date for the next two weeks. Your treatment is not yet complete.”
Captain 8472 “So, Jim, what did you do to anger the Tholian ambassador so much? Our two species are reproductively incompatible.”
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "SURE I like gladiator movies... Particularly those ones with the oiled up ex-bodybuilders... Why do you ask?"
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "SURE I like gladiator movies... Don't you?"
Chromedome Bones: "Sorry, Jim. I don't think having a urinal on the bridge is one of your better ideas."
Chromedome Bones: "It's gold tunics today, Jim. You know the rules!"
(offscreen) Rick Astley: "And so do I!"
Chromedome "You're out, Jim - he didn't say 'Simon Says'!"
Chromedome "I'll have a Mint Julep, then a stiff Horse's Neck for Mr. Spock, and for our Captain ... Sex On The Beach, of course!"
Chromedome Bones: "There's no getting away from it, Jim. It's time for your Big Ivan to give you your enema."
Captain 8472 McCoy: The uniforms were change as a result of to many ‘expendable red-shirt’ jokes.
Chromedome Bones: "So you've got my blue uniform!"
Captain 8472 McCoy: Jim, your fly was down during that entire discussion with the Deltan ambassador.
Captain 8472 McCoy: Jim, next time, just let security deal with the betrayed husband.
Captain 8472 McCoy: So, your romantic relationship failed and you come back to Starfleet as a result. It sounds so familiar. *smirks*
Captain 8472 McCoy: I have plenty of snide remarks available. I just choose to hold back from time to time.
N'tran DS 12 A command team, hard to beat
Part of Starfleet elite
Kirk for the passion
Spock for the caution
Why is Decker in the center seat?
Chromedome Bones: "Matching sideburns? Really?"
Captain 8472 McCoy: So, how does it feel? Starfleet Command is sending you back to the academy for one-to-many violations of the Prime Directive.
Captain 8472 McCoy: So, they managed to pull you out of retirement. What, were there not enough bikini clad women where you were?
Captain 8472 McCoy: The new uniforms sure do show off vanity girdles.
Captain 8472 McCoy: I have been told the new uniforms were designed to be as problematic as possible.
Captain 8472 McCoy: What did you do to make your girlfriend contact you, while on you are on the bridge, to break up with you?
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: “How many times do we have to tell you, Jim… Gold tunics are on Tuesday/Thursday. Blue tunics are on Monday/Wednesday and ever other Saturday.”

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