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“I am paying my way through college.”
Sweeps Week?
Let me guess. She is auditioning as a dancer for Sir Patrick Steward’s funeral.
I gotta tell you... This is Batgirl's best disguise ever!
Wardrobe malfunction in 5 4 3 2 1...
"Kylie Jenner gets to wear a $50m bra & some angel wings for the Victoria's Secret show. I get to wear 2 cans of green paint, some cheap faux leather and a plaster dragon. I need a better agent."
"I bid three bricks of latinum."
The last time I was at a party like this I…. Wait, I have never been to a party like kg e this!
Bender: Fine! I’ll go create my own Sci-Fi show! With blackjack and hookers!
Jabba da Hutt gonna buy dis one.
Meanwhile, during one of McCoy's better cocaine-fueled shore leaves...
"The winner of Orion's Got Talent is ... The dragon statue!"
What Nurse Chapel does in her quarters is none of our business.
If you examine this image carefully enough, you will notice a torch and a dragon statue.
“Boys, boys, there is no need to fight. I am more than enough woman for all of you… at the same time.”
"Oh, Kermit, you're so right. It's not easy being green."
Orion pheromones seem to slip through the internet
What I wouldn’t give to be the makeup artist right now…
What I wouldn’t give to be that dragon right now…
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It's not that easy bein' green
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Having to spend each day
The color of the leaves
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When I think it could be nicer
Bein' red or yellow or gold
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Or something much more colorful like that
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"Eat up your greens, kids!"
Pike: “Wow… I hear Orion slave girls are double jointed.”
Offscreen: “That’s not ALL they’ve got two of!”
Planet Amazonia or planet Orion, which one is more dangerous to the human male?
Orion women in the mood. Kirk is scare-roused.
Kirk is in a quandary. Accept the advances of the Jolly Green Giant’s daughter, or turn her down. Either option will result in something getting crushed, his head or his pelvis.
Green with envy?
"Ohhhh, Frankie!"
Today was a good day to dye...especially with green.
"I said, can I borrow a cup of sugar."
She was caught green handed.
This is Mrs. Jolly Green Giant. You can see where he gets his ho ho ho.
Once she'd had copper toned skin, but age had tarnished her.

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