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Bones: "I'm telling you Jim... SHE HAD A PENIS!!"
Kirk: "Not that I saw..." |
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| Bones: "I'm telling you Jim... SHE HAD A PENIS!!" |
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Kirk: "Okay, so you just finished a 30-day cocaine binge. What are you going to do now?"
McCoy: "MORE COCAINE!!!"
Kirk: "That's what I thought..." |
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| “Good God, man, learn to use protection! Are you trying to to collect STDs?!” |
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| Kirk is the one who caused McCoy to get divorced. This image shows the moment of realization. |
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| “I’m a doctor, not a tour guide!” |
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| "What do you suggest we do? Spank it?" |
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| "What? You're really Chromedome? But I'm really Frankie Chestnuts!" |
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Silent Enemy?
Exact Opposite. |
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Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy
Two out of four. |
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Distant Voices?
Ten inches distant. |
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Where Silence has Lease?
Nope. |
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"You managed to get an appointment with an NHS dentist? How is that even possible?"
"Same way I beat the Kobayashi Maru test." |
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| "What the hell did you do to that fart? It stinks!" |
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| Dr McCoy, momentarily forgetting the kriminon tooh Dr. Yueh had implanted in his mouth, quickly regretted the unnecessary sci-fi crossover. But not as much as Kirk. |
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| "I see a little silhouetto of a man..." |
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| "GOO-OOOD Morning Enterprise!!" |
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| The old "Beam a Tribble into McCoy's trousers" prank. |
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| If you're trying to blow a bubble, I believe you're out of bubble gum. |
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Kirk: "Ah, another pastrami, horseradish, and hot mustard sandwich with a shot of whiskey for lunch?"
McCoy: "HHHHhhhhhhhhow did you know?!?" |
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| "Jim! What are you doing with that Tribble?" |
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| Base on Kirk’s face, McCoy has bad dad breath. |
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico! |
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| Bones: "JIM... Have you tried the Starbucks on deck five?? HAVE YOU TRIED IT??!!!" |
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| Worse singer than Shatner. |
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| Contrary to the spirit of the No Kings Rally, McCoy belts out "Singing in the Reign." |
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"My god, Jim! Look at the size of that thing. You need my professional help!"
"No way, get your own Big Kahuna Burger." |
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| "Buy pork bellies!" |
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McCoy: "My god man, you slept with how many Tellerites?!?"
Kirk: "Just the three, and it was just that one time. Now keep your voice down, will ya?" |
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"I forgot to put the cat out!"
"You don't have a cat!"
"Phew. Just as well I forgot to put it out then!" |
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| "Homeland Security are after us and you're NOT worried?!" |
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| It doesn't matter how much you stretch your mouth, you still won't beat Joey Chestnuts. |
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| McCoy: I. Am. The. LAW! |
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| Karl: “Did NOBODY read my contract rider??!! THERE were BROWN M&Ms in my dressing room!” |
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| In space, no one can hear you scream. |
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| Replaced by: The Sound of Her Voice. |
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"You slept with my sister?!"
"Yeah, but only after I slept with your mother."
"WHAT!" |
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| "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Homelander nemesis." |
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| "You ate the blue Smarties?" |
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| "Look, we're gonna be trapped in this caption for a whole month. So stop screaming NOW!" |
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| Oh No! face. |
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| O Face? |
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| The holiday dinner table when your crazy uncle Eddie brings up politics again. |
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| "You're getting paid HOW much?" |
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| "...and another thing... 'Just My Luck' was NOT a better movie than 'DOOM', damn it!" |
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| What kind of Sup sent Billy Butcher across fandoms? |
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| I want to quote Billy Butcher, but we all know I would get banned for doing so. So let us all imagine that I did. |
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McCoy: It’s you! You’re Homelander!
Kirk: How much did you have to drink last night? |
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| Kirk is getting very tired of Dr. McCoy waking up and screaming about two individuals named ‘Homelander’ and ‘Soldier Boy’. |
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Zombie McCoy: “BRAINS!!”
Spock [off screen]: “Doctor, you had better look elsewhere.” |
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| Zombie McCoy: “BRAINS!!” |
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| Public transportation, amirite? |
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McCoy: "COCAINE IS SO AWESOME, RIGHT?!?!?"
Kirk: "Yes, as you have been screaming for the last six hours." |
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